Wednesday, 17 June 2026

Back to the Beach

Waterbeach 156/4 (Mallesh 73, Kumar 23, Brett 2-13) beat Jags 138/8 (Muzzah 54, Meldal 26, O Savage 21, Chandreasekhar 2-7) by 18 runs.

MOTM - Muzzah

Freddie Meldal took captaincy duties in the absence of Captain Fantastic Parrish. We played at Waterbeach and it was quite a funny start as the opposition needed to literally paint the white lines on the crease before we could play. They also set quite a short boundary.

Meldal won the toss and elected to bowl - and it was at this moment I realised my crucial mistake in letting him captain... 

Brett and new boy Yash got us going and it was tight stuff at the start. I'm writing this too far in the future from the game, so struggling to remember it all, but I recall some perfectly adequate fielding early on, low scoring at the immediate start and Ollie Savage behind the stumps not Muzzah. 

Cooper bowled well, bowling one top of middle I think. Their opener stuck around. Baker did some bad fielding, as did Freddie, and the not moving around award went to Phillips who missed one about two feet behind him high. Savage was solid behind the stumps, earning praise from Muzzah and we started to concede a lot of runs. 

Their batting picked up and our fielding was just so so casual. Freddie got one caught by Sawyer - he of the blonder hair and new nickname of baby Guinness, or Guinness - take your pick. Brett got one and there was a lot of really terrible fielding. Muzzah bowled and they scored too many for a ropey pitch.


Where Freddie thought he was for most of the game.

Freddie and Muz opened and started really rapidly and quite well. 

Freddie broke his bat, it was more tape than bat to be honest (I'll post a picture later), and was then out caught in the deep with the new bat. Muzzah continued to set the pace, Baby Guinness joined him for a bit and then chipped one with a leading edge that he possibly shouldn't have. Phillips hung around for a bit before chipping one high to the off side. Felix was in for a bit before falling LBW in front of his stumps.

I was there for a tiny bit before Freddie as umpire gave me out LBW to one that hit my belly button and was going a foot or so over the stumps. He also overruled his own square leg umpire... Hmmmm. When I got back to the boundary everyone said that was terrible including two 14 year girls on an electric scooter.

Ollie and Muzzah pulled a partnership together, we were well behind the rate and Ollie was bowled. George did some funny stuff, as he does and Muzzah reverse swept/pulled a 4 - got 50 and was out therefore. Cooper hit a nice 2 first ball and we then finished well short.

Because we conceded too many runs.

Meldal is off on holiday next week so we will have good weather and sensible captaincy.



Tuesday, 26 May 2026

Sharkey and George

Jags 163/4 (Brolia 29*, Barker 28*, Mann 25*, Phillips 25*, Brett 17 Smith 16-2) beat Sharks 47/10 (Carson 11, Morgan 4-5, Brett 3-1) by 116 Runs

MOTM - Barker + Morgan

I wasn't at this game so it's hard for me to tell what exactly happened, but piecing together the scorecard and the text messages I can tell you this.

Jags won and batted and some old time Jags were in the with Phillips and Ant starting. 

They were dropped a lot, CUP is a terrible strip, banter was medium level both retired taking advantage of some generous fielding. 

Mann came in and nurdled a lot, staying in. Barker joined him and hit 28 runs from 8 balls. You read that right. Boom Boom Barker. 4 6's and general walloping.

Both retired and no one other than Brett got going, but having said that they don't need to on a dirty track like that.

The Crimebusters of the Sea!


Phillips took the gloves behind the stumps, Threadgold did captaincy duties, Ant decided to video or livestream most of the game. This seems to have not gone down well with the oppo.

Ollie Savage got one caught by Boom Boom, Brett bowled one (I'll say top of off), Phillips caught one from Brett and Brett bowled another. Nate got one caught by Brolia - probably in slip.

Ant was wearing socks and flip flops and I think he and Phillips engaged in their normal banter levels.

P Cooper bowled one, then P Morgan remembered how to bowl and got one caught by Dan, one caught by Steve and two just plain bowled.

The Sharks skipper was less than impressed and the fell some way short as you can see above.

I had assurances from some of those named that we weren't out of line, but slip cam plus constant banter is sub-optimal - and their skipper was fuming at the spirit of cricket.

Still - 4 openers retiring and Piers showing off some mad bowling, plus Steve Mann hitting 25* are things I would have loved to have seen.

Wednesday, 13 May 2026

We're so back, baby!

Jags 105/4 (Fardell 26*, Morgan 26*, Purton 17, Maddala 3-23) beat CUP 104/7 (D'Silva, 33*, Slack 23, Purton 4-15) by 6 wickets

MOTM - Purton

So, after a long winter, cricket is finally upon us once more. The day was more autumnal than the sporting endeavour suggested, and I had the usual pre-game enquiries suggesting it was damp and cold and surely we weren't going to be playing tonight. Surely. As ever, the MET office report won over more negative sources of meteorological prediction, and we had a game on.

The game is on till it's off, evening cricket is a Schrodinger's sport when it comes to weather.

Early May so a shortened format was in the offing and our game was against CUP at the CASS Centre, a ground with a lovely pavilion and an absolute ploughed field of a pitch normally. It was however available and free, so we there we played. 

I also had forgotten the pre-game joy of people telling each other on WhatsApp that there is traffic in Cambridge. Knock me down with a feather and call me Susan - traffic; shit; in Cambridge; during rush hour?! Heaven's to Betsy, whatever next. Green Grass? Blue Sky? 

We lost the toss and took the field, early rust was evident but we were greeted by two founder Jags, in Piers Morgan (resplendent in partially Norwich coloured brand new kit) and Steve Mann making his annual slip appearance. Rust was evident in both the fielding (Mark, Dan, Baker, I'm looking at you) and in the attempts at banter (mainly me here...). We had agreed a 15 8 ball format, but this morphed into 18 6 balls owing to a breakdown in communication between the umpires and the skipper and the scorers. I've never encountered a change of format mid game before. There was also no scoreboard, which is just odd as you never know how well or badly you are doing. Also, the scorers were not very good at the actual scoring, so whilst I'm comfortable in my head with what happened, it isn't 100% reflected in the scorebook.

CUP opened with the well known and highly cultured D'Silva. Brett got us going, conceding a nicely hit 4 first ball. Barker took the other duty, and bowled pretty well for a man who spent part of the year in Mordor, but also conceded a nicely hit 4 at one point. It continued in this vein for each of the first 3 overs. I tried some banter attempts, the only one that sort of landed was a comment about how CUP had spent loads of money on everything other than the pitch and scoreboard, which made me and possibly one other person laugh. Over 4 bought the first breakthrough with Barker bowling one opener top 3/4's of off. Brett came in for some more D'Silva tap the next over, and the new batsman for CUP was very very very cautious - blocking his stumps and defending each ball like he was Sanka in Cool Runnings protecting his egg.


A movie from simpler and nicer times

Mailes bowled nicely and then D'Silva retired with a 4 and then a 6 from Brett, who had done his best sacrificial job for the team. The game settled into a pattern of low gently scoring, not scoring, and rubbish fielding. Matt was doing ok behind the stumps, Dan fumbled a couple in the field, Baker didn't pick up a high one, but it all felt very early season what-the-heck-is-this-sport.

Purton replaced Mailes and Cooper replaced Barker I think, and Cooper livened things up by going for 4 and 6 in his first two balls, before getting his lines back and bowling much better the rest of the over the one that followed. Purton was looking on dynamite form with the ball, and the pitch such as it was allowed a bit of rag. I kept chirping and at one point Dan told me to put a sock in it, which advice, dear reader, I did not follow.

Purton eventually tempted the CUP skipper out with some good length variation and Parrish completed the stumping. At some point he did exactly the same to another batsman, but it has not made it into the Playcricket app - so my only evidence that it happened was that I was there and I saw it with my eyes. Purton and Parrish were a dynamic duo of spin and stump. Could be a weird name for band that, Spin and Stump. Mann did some fine work in the ring, there was some Baker/cake related chat that didn't quite land, and it got progressively darker.

Cooper got a wicket with a bowled to the man who had taken 32 balls to get 6 runs (eek), bowling him off his pads I think for a strike rate of 18.75.... He'd got his lines back, and he'd technically got a wicket, so that's a result we're all fine with. Purton got one bowled, I can't remember the specifics but the zinger bails were dislodged and flashed a bit, and then next ball got a caught and bowled, pitched straight back to him to finish on 4 wickets (3 in play cricket and 4 in real life) for a really quite something of a start to his Jags season. P Morgan bowled an over that is really not properly recorded in the book, but it definitely featured some loose balls and then some better ones. Barker finished us off bowling one, then sort of bowling the other but the bails didn't come off (so not out) then joining the dots to finish things. 

104-7, hard to tell exactly whether this was par. It was getting chilly and dark so we just got on with it. The pink ball was less a ball and more an ovoid at this point. Mailes and Purton opened the batting, an excellent start it must be said. I recall some good hustling running, Purton creaming a legside 4, and we got to over 5 for 34 runs. Mailes had hit some lovely 4's here and hereabouts, and we were perfectly on the rate. Purton's last contribution was a lovely straight hit 4, before he fell next ball to the left arm off spinner, bowled. Then a bit of early season hilarity.

Threadgold went out muttering about facing spinners first up in his season, all the way out, took a tentative looking guard and deep in his crease was bowled by the exact same ball that had got Toby. George Baker then wandered out silently, nervously, took guard deep deep in his crease, went back to the ball, and was bowled. By the exact same ball that the previous two gents had gone to. So it was my turn. The post hat trick ball (a hat trick that was barely celebrated by the way), I just reached forward and kept the next two out - per Liam's hastily offered coaching as I walked past him as umpire. I got going with an edge/late cut to fine leg. I was then out next ball to a no ball (which also hasn't made the book), caught wonderfully at point. I had a life! 

Did I use it, did I ever. Next ball I clubbed into the ring on the offside and set Chris off on a suicidal single that he didn't make. The fielding was good, but it wasn't my call and it was silly biscuits on my part. I apologised profusely, but no doubt Mailes will be throwing darts at my face at home this evening.

Piers and I then took a bit of time to reset, some quiet overs and it looked like the rate was going to be a problem. I eschewed a helmet for reasons that are hitherto unclear to even me at this point. Piers had his great little Norwich coloured spikes on, and mainly used them to stay stuck solidly in his crease. Eventually he got going, with a couple of lusty 4's, one to the off side if I recall. We were a spot behind the rate, so started pushing the singles a bit. Over 13 I finally found my range, thanks to some generous bowling, and hit three 4's, including clubbing one straight to a lady fielder causing her some mild injury as it deflected off her and out. 

Seeing my actually hitting the ball with the wooden thing in my hands inspired Piers to do more of the same, and we actually accelerated after a very slow patch. I even manged to hit the left arm spinner, he of the hat trick straight back over his head for 4, Purton style. In the end we cantered home with a couple of overs to spare - but with this scorebook who knows what actually happened.

The pitch was a bit of a mess, the odd one keeping low the odd one bouncing up (Purton managed to hit one guy on the helmet with a bouncer), but it was really quite nice getting a Jags a la 2013 partnership going with Piers.

The pavilion is cheap, so we had our drinks there and chatted about AI, and how we're all doomed and should all take up a trade. I apologised to Chris some more and Mann bought us drinks.

I should add as well that I smelt like a bottle of deep heat for the entire game as a freezing muscle spray had gone off in my bag and made my kit soggy and chemical smelling as well. It may me feel a little high, perhaps that explains the batting!

Next week, the Leys School. One of the nicest things that happens on any day of the year other than possible Christmas.

Friday, 6 March 2026

Blasts from the Past

Over the years the Jags have had a rotating cast of characters. In the years where it was a company team, we had to give some preference to staff, even those staff who had never played cricket and didn't know any of the rules. It also meant we had some incredibly diverse player types, with quirks and personality traits and just general hilarity that made it, actually in retrospect, quite fun to write about.


If Jeroen was an image

I have some longer prose written down on various of these personalities, but as an attempt to put some copy into writing ahead of the pending season, I thought I would share a few ditties here and there from the inner reaches of my brain, more as anecdotes than memoirs.

Arun Gowda always sneaks into my mind for some reason. He played a couple of seasons as a genuine Jagex employee (the literally disappeared into the ether), offspin like bowling and reasonably competent with the bat. The two things about him that always come to mind are his shouts of "CATCH IT!" every single time he bowled, for each and every ball he balled that collided with bat, pad, ground or anything else. Wherever a ball he bowled went, in the air, on the ground, through to the keeper, he had to say it - no matter what, desperate for the joy of a wicket. This was made even more hilarious by the fact he was, despite bowling/batting reasonably well, a useless fielder. He would just amble around the pitch into random positions nowhere near those he had been assigned, and goodness if the ball came towards him you knew there was zero chance of if being caught, stopped, slowed down or returned to the middle. He actually once turned a dot ball played into the infield near the covers into a 4, and in the 8/9 years since I saw it, I still have no idea how he did it. 

Jay Atkinson was a personal favourite - a strapping South African with decent banter, a devilish smiling demeanour, and a hearty laugh that belied his small frame. When he departed the team he went to live in rural France, which is something I share purely as it made me sad at the time, but I then also hoped he would take the world of French cricket by storm in some alternative universe. He bowled very fast for a short run up, but had a skill of bowling really rather well with a touch of swing and too much pace for this level, but at no point could he bowl it anywhere near the actual stumps - so often went wicketless but economic. He bowled almost 30 overs in one season, conceded fewer than 100 runs from these overs, but got no wickets. Now those are some figures. He also had a wonderful batting tendency, for the same entire season he got 3 different scores - 4, 8 or 12 off 1, 2 or 3 balls. All of his shots were pure as the driven snow, hit through the line straight over midwicket, making the sound a cricket ball colliding with a bat should always make. No defence, no ducks, every shot a "wow", but no big scores as every ball had to go in his mind...

Jeroen Van Daal was another of the South African contingent. He couldn't really bowl, and his fielding wasn't bad, although he couldn't throw it more than 2 yards from where he was standing, but his batting was lovely. Pure wristy hand eye coordination stuff and an air that he had more time than anyone else to pick his spot. He created one of my favourite moments on a field, when on 30 odd shall we say, a medium paced ball was bowled in his arc, and as-it-bounced he shouted, "YEAH!", and a full second later it soared for 6 over the deep square boundary. Magical moment it was, celebrating his shot before he'd even hit it.

A final little ditty, and this is not intended to be mean, but Dani Jeffries. He was a nice guy who really wanted to participate, but had never really played cricket and contributed not very much in terms of runs, wickets, catches or fielding. But he turned up, and gave us 11 players when it was hard to find 11 players, and for that I shall remain grateful as an organiser. In his last ever game for the Jags (and as far as I know, his last ever game of cricket) he dived to field one, stopped it, and then said in a quiet tone that he had hurt his finger. I was nearby and, let's just say his finger was no longer at a biologically appropriate angle for a human hand. No scream, no fuss, he just mid game, "Sorry Mark, I'm going to have to go" and ran off the pitch to his car, drove himself to hospital to secure medical attention, and it transpired he had broken his little finger (socket and all) and was strapped up for a month or so whilst it healed. He never played again.

A few more to follow as I get the time, but these stuck in my head, and I thought they were worth sharing as we look forward to the forthcoming season.

If you join our merry band, I may write about you - so be good or be funny. Preferably both.


Tuesday, 24 February 2026

Fixtures List 2026

 

MW

WC

Date

Ground

Opposition

Notes

Result

1

11th May

Tuesday 12th May

CASS Centre

CUP

Friendly

Won

2

18th May

Tuesday 19th May

Latham Road

Leys School

Friendly

Cancelled

3

25th May

Tuesday 26th May

CASS Centre

Sharks

Friendly

Won

4

1st June

Tuesday 2nd June

Stapleford

Stapleford

League

Cancelled

5

8th June

Thursday 11th June

Queens

AVEVA

Friendly

Cancelled

6

15th June

Wednesday 17th June

Waterbeach

Waterbeach

League

Lost

7

22nd June

Wednesday 24th June

Queens

Telugu TAC

League

Won

8

29th June

Wednesday 1st July

Queens

IPH

Friendly

Lost

9

6th July

Wednesday 8th July

Queens

Dobblers

League

Won

10

13th July

Wednesday 15th July

Queens

Madingley Mulch

League

Cancelled

11

20th July

Tuesday 21st July

Queens

Fen Ditton

League

Won

12

27th July

Wednesday 29th July

Queens

Cambourne 2’s

League

Won

13

3rd August

Monday 3rd August

Queens

IPH

Friendly

Won

13

3rd August

Wednesday 5th August

Queens

Tamil Sangnam

League

Lost

14

10th August

Monday 10th August

Stapleford

Stapleford

League

Lost

14

10th August

Thursday 13th August

Histon

Histon

“Friendly”