Jagex Beaten by Hadcock's One Man Team

Mills & Reeve 93-5 (Lanceman 27*, S Morgan 2-14, P Morgan 2-17) beat Jagex 91-9 (Nigri 23, Parrish 17*, Hadcock 4-7) by 5 wickets.

It was a weird, topsy turvy game last night with highlights including.

About as good a start as we could have dreamed of, with 27 runs plundered for no wicket by the 3^rd over, courtesy of Jamy “Batter Up” Nigri.

Jamy being bowled, which bizarrely resulted in our biggest batting collapse in years.

Van Daal pushed hard and kept the score ticking over before falling caught.

Jones perished for 3 hitting a wide one to a short offside catcher.

Piers Morgan chipped in with a couple of 4’s, before he managed a very strange top edge to a short offside player.

Richard was cleaned up by the stand out bowler on the night, Hadcock, and possibly by the ball of the game, pitching on a length outside off and then seaming in to take leg stump.

Justin stuck around for a bit before being bowled by the same chap who had Richard.

McClarty stuck around for a bit before returning a caught and bowled chipping one gently back to the bowler.

Steve Morgan bopped in with a streaky as a bacon sandwich four, before being bowled by the irrepressible Hadcock.

Parrish chipped in with a decent score, although was dropped twice. Charmed life.

Fardell and Parrish did their best Boycott impression at the end to add 20 for the last wicket. They couldn’t see the team to the 20^th over, with Fardell bowled off his pads by a straight-ish one.

Hadcock managed to secure 2 wicket maidens. Someone (Neil) said before the game that we had way too much batting…

We had to do really well to have any hope of winning this one, and so we started off at something of a flyer, with brothers S and P Morgan opening. Both secured early wickets by teasing an edge behind to Jamy Nigri behind the stumps.

Steve saw one caught, Piers also saw one caught. Neither of the brothers wanted the other to do better.

Chirp in the field was high, and at one point the opposition were 4 wickets down after 4 overs with ten runs on the board. Batters 1, 2 and 3 didn’t trouble the scorers, and batsman 5 chipped in with 1.

Pickett and Lanceman for the opposition bedded down and built their first partnership. Pickett led a charmed life, offering two difficult caught chances, and almost playing a wild swipe on. Lanceman didn’t offer a sniff.

Fielding was generally good, tough catches aside. Van Daal prowled the boundary well, and mostly people picked up and threw in effectively.

Edwards bowled a decent couple of overs, bowling Pickett with that dreaded ball that is straight at the middle of the stumps.

Parrish also had a decent spell at the other end, although the partnership, and the following batsmen (including Hadcock) had managed to steady the ship and keep the scoring up so that the target was easily in reach.

Neil said something nasty about my mum, and said he had to question my captaincy decisions at the end: lovely.

Sharknado Ends Game Early

Richard hitting some nice shots on his way to a sprightly 11*.

Me playing terribly, but not getting out. By my own count I played and missed 7 times in 12 balls faced.

The keystone cops running away from the weather moments – with us all sprinting off the pitch once, then popping back on again for 3 balls, before running back off again.

McClarty’s authoritative umpiring, “that’s it chaps, I’m calling it” – telling us all something we couldn’t have figured out for ourselves.

The food.

I liked that no-one talked to any of their chaps apart from me. #BFF.

We had some spectators, including young ones.

Technically we scored more runs than the Sharks – so I’ll take that.

We have the last game of the season next week on Wednesday. I have also booked the pitch for the following Wednesday (when light will be a real problem) – and am open to ideas of what you want to do. We could do a sixes, sevens, eights, or pairs cricket – I’m not chasing any opposition for that one. We could just turn up and drink beer king of the hill style, if you like.

Jagex Fall Short in Annual Sharks Procession

Sharks 141-4 (Ramsey 29*, Jim 28*, Brown 25*, Colledge 3-15) beat Jagex 139-7 (P Morgan 26*, Parrish 25*, Nigri 15) by 5 wickets

Spiffing weather, an absolutely wonderful evening.

Us not exactly getting off to a flyer, with Shimmers and Rich falling by the 3^rd over, both bowled by the left arm of Brown.

Van Daal not quite getting going, then falling caught and bowled in the 4^th over.

Morgan and Fardell steadying the ship, with Morgan scoring, and me, erm, not. I’ll say I dropped anchor. At least we survived 6 overs and brought up our first retirement.

Morgan biffing the crap out of their bowler Ramsey, hitting 3 consecutive 4’s before retiring on 26* and bringing Parrish to the crease.

Parrish keeping things ticking over, starting slowly and building an innings, mindful of the lost wickets.

Fardell fell edged behind. Holliday was clean bowled next ball and poor Lee had to stroll out to the face the hat trick chance, but negotiated it successfully, before biffing it over the fielders to add a cheeky little 3.

Sadly Lee fell to a cracking caught and bowled. He absolutely hammered it back to the bowler, who stuck out a single hand and clutched it from thin air.

Nigri and Parrish had a decent little partnership, with Parrish eventually retiring on a well struck 25*. Nigri was eventually bowled after contributing a spritely little 15.

Lait accompanied him for a bit, before being joined by Cooper. Coops and Lait kept the runs ticking along nicely, giving us a helpful 21 from our last 2 overs.

Lait and P Morgan opened the bowling, and initially did well.

Number 2 bat fell caught off Piers Morgan’s bowling, with Ben Holliday taking a one handed caught and bowled chance. I gave him my sunny-g’s 2 balls before the catch, so am taking some partial credit.

Their number 1, Ramsey, offered few chances and raced onto a 25* retirement.

Their numbers 3 and 4 stuck around for absolutely ages, slowly accumulating under pressure from Lait, Morgan and Shimmers. No wickets fell, but the scoring wasn’t particularly quick, although both retired.

The umpire gave some very unsporting wides. I recall one off Lait’s bowling that was particularly miserly. The corridor outside off is not a wide. Perhaps he needed a stretch.

Colledge shelled a really tough chance at long on before one of the retirees disappeared back to the hutch.

Shimmers almost direct hit run out one of their keen-o openers.

As batsman retired, Jagex slowly clawed our way back into the game. Parrish kept things tight for a bit and the fielding was again, fairly exemplary, with stops from Jeroen, Holliday and some boundary raiding from Lee. Piers Morgan also patrolled the boundary exceptionally well, with exocet like accuracy from a few throws.

Jamy’s chirping behind the stumps, which was wonderfully in yer face at times. He had a tough couple of thick edges behind, which would have been wonderful chance to take, had they been taken.

Cooper was welcomed into the attack and saw his first ball dispatched for a monster 6 by one of the retirees. He came back strong though, only conceding 9 more in two overs.

Colledge being brought into the attack – the destroyer – as we shall call him from now on. He bowled the new batsman third ball in with one that drifted nicely.

We ran out one of their batsmen going for the cheeky single. The poor chap looked less than amused.

Colledge stayed in the attack and managed to extract another caught, with Jeroen snaffling the chance on the 45.

We had a great fun run out, with a no-ball being pushed behind the batsman off his back foot, the other batsman running miles down the crease, then being run out with ease. It was such a stupid run out, that we actually didn’t celebrate for a good 30 seconds. The batsman remonstrated with the umpire to check the no-ball was given, and also remonstrated with his fellow batsman for not trying the suicidal single, and no doubt remonstrated with himself in the car on the way home.

The final wicket fell to Colledge, a high ball to mid on being snaffled by Shimmers.

We pushed them to need 6 off the last over. Lait came in and initially did well. We conceded some overthrows, only the second slight misfield of the match I remember, then a short ball was dispatched for 4 to end proceedings.